The Ideal Job, now Hiring!

The Ideal Job

One day, an ambitious person entered a successful

retail store with a reputation for exquisite,

fine quality merchandise.

She walked right up to the store owner and said:

“I am very impressed with your establishment.

I’d like to come on board and build a career here.

I can promise you I’ll work hand and I’ll do a great job.

In return, all I ask for is the following:

  • First, I’d like to earn a 40% profit on everything I sell. I really like to help people so I want that to be able to focus on that in my job.
  • If I bring in more people to help me with my job, Id like a bonus on everything they sell too. Say 3-5% or so?
  • Oh, and if my helpers bring I someone to help them, I would like a bonus on all their sales too. Actually, it would be nice to be paid on 3 levels of helpers.
  • I would also like regular recognition when I excel at my work, maybe even something every month. It could be in the form of a financial bonus, or even a mention of my fantastic work in a news letter.
  • I’d like it even more if you would give me gifts, jewelry, trips, and give me a car allowance, based on my performance or course.
  • I’d want you to provide regular training free of charge to enrich my skills.
  • It would be helpful to me if you would be available any time of the day or night to answer questions I may have.
  • By the way, I am not into 9-5 work hours, so I want to set my own schedule.
  • And of course, my family always comes first!

So. When can I start?

After the store-owner recovered from shock, he roared with laughter. You can’t be serious! You will never find a job like that anywhere!

Guess what? The story may be fictional but this kind of opportunity is not!

This dream opportunity exists and it is called PASSION PARTIES!

Do You Have What it Takes?

  • Can you imagine a better boss than YOU?
  • Are you self-motivated?
  • Are you interested in financial independence?
  • Would you benefit from the tax advantages of owning your own business?
  • Would your family be happier if you had flexible hours?
  • Could your family use some extra spending money?
  • Would you like to travel more?
  • Are you willing to learn new skills to make you more successful?
  • Do you want to make a difference in YOUR life & others?

I am looking for enthusiastic, success-motivated people

who want to make a DREAM job a reality.

What is your dream? Is it time to make PASSION your BUSINESS?

If so contact me today, I’ll help you make it happen!


Naughty Drinks & Cocktails!


Get Lei’d
3/4 oz Raspberry Pucker liqueur
1 oz Vodka
6 oz Pineapple juice
1 splash Cranberry juice Pink Panty Dropper Punch
1 750ml bottle of vodka (a fifth)
3 oz Lemon juice or 1 can of lemonade concentrate
9 oz jar of maraschino cherries
2 L Sprite
Pour it all, including the juice from the cherry jar into a punch bowl and serve. Wear a belt.

Hawaiian Screw
* 2 oz Vodka
* Orange juice
* Pineapple juice
Mixing instructions:
pour over ice in regular glass. Add pineapple and orange juice to taste. Sort of like a regular screwdriver except with a tropical twist!

Sex on the Beach
1 ½ oz Vodka
1oz Peach Schnapps
2oz Orange Juice
2 oz Cranberry Juice

Shake incgredients with ice and pour into a highball glass.

Sex With The Captain
½ oz Amaretto
½ oz Captain Morgan’s Spiced Rum
½ oz Peach Schnapps
Splash of Cranberry Juice
Splash of Orange Juice
Shake w/ice, strain into glass



Birthday Cake Shots!
1 oz. Cake Vodka

1 tsp Dry White Cake Mix
1/2 oz. Whipped Cream Vodka
1/2 oz. Half & Half
Whipped Cream
Shake all ingredients in a martini shaker with ice and strain into sprinkle-rimmed (optional) shooter or shot glass and top with whipped cream and more sprinkles

Blow Job
3/4 oz Kahlua
3/4 oz Bailey’s Irish cream
Whipped cream
Layer in order in shot glass. Drink without using your hands.

Buttery Nipple Shot
1 oz Butterscotch Schnapps layered
1 oz Baileys Screaming Orgasm
2 oz Amaretto
2 oz Coffee Liqueur
2 oz light Cream
2 oz Vodka
Shake, strain into lowball glass.

Clit Lickin’ Cowgirl

1 oz Butterscotch Schnapps

.75 drops Grenadine

1oz Irish Cream

1 part Triple sec
1 part Peach schnapps
1 part Midori melon liqueur

Pour into a shot glass.

Creamy Bush
1 1/2 oz. Bailey’s Irish Cream
1 1/2 oz. Irish whiskey
serve in shot glass

Explosive Orgasm

1oz Banana Liqueur
1oz Peach Schnapps

Sit On My Face
1 oz. Bailey’s Irish Cream
1 oz. Frangelico
1 oz. Kahlua
serve in shot glass

Tie Me to the Bedpost

0.5 oz. Melon Liqueur
0.5 oz.  Coconut Rum
0.5 oz. Sweet & Sour Mix

0.5 oz. Vodka

Shake with ice and strain into a shot  glass

1 oz Vodka
1 oz Triple sec

1 oz Sweetened lime juice (like Rose’s brand)

Can be served as a shot or as a drink on the rocks. A classic and probably one you should remember

Pucker Fuckers (makes 4 shots)

4 oz. Pucker
4 oz. Vodka
2 teaspoons powdered sugar (powdered sugar dissolves faster).

Put in a shaker with ice. Shake it like a Polaroid picture. Strain and serve.

Jell-O Shots:

When making a 3 oz pack of Jell-O. Boil the first cup of water and dissolve the jell-o in it. Then substitute 1 cup of cold vodka for the second cup (the cold cup) of water. Pour this spiked Jell-O mixture into Dixie cups, small plastic cups, or Penis Shaped Jell-O shot Molds

Try to get about 12 shots per pack of Jell-O and each one with have about 1/2 shot of vodka in it. 


Fuzzy Hoo Ha Punch

2 firm ripe peaches or a bag of frozen peaches ½ cup peach schnappes 1/3 cup superfine granulated sugar 3 Cups of chilled rose wine (750 ml bottle) 2 cups chilled sparkling water Stir together the peaches, schnappes, and suger in a large Pitcher until sugar is dissolved an let stand 1 hour. Stir in wine, sparkling water and maybe a little ice. Frozen peaches can work as ice. You can use fresh Peaches when they are in season.

Pink Panty Pull down Punch
1 750ml bottle of vodka (a fifth)
3 oz Lemon juice or 1 can of lemonade concentrate
9 oz jar of maraschino cherries
2 L Sprite

Pour it all, including the juice from the cherry jar into a punch bowl and serve. Wear a belt 😉

Pucker Up Foreplay
8 oz Absolut Vodka
4 oz Pucker (melon is good but others work)
12 oz Pineapple juice
12 oz Cranberry juice

Fill all ingredients in a pitcher and serve

Strip and Go Naked
24 oz Vodka
12 Beer
3 Cans Pink Lemonade


69 Special
2 oz Gin
4 oz 7-Up
0.75 oz Lemon juice

A Hot Dick
2 shots Grand Marnier
2 shots Bailey’s Irish cream
Add 4 oz Coffee , hot or enough to fill mug

Pour liquors into large Irish coffee mug. Add enough strong hot coffee to fill mug. Top with whipped cream

Between the Sheets

1 oz brandy

1 oz triple sec

1 oz rum

Mix in a drink shaker, shake well, strain into cocktail glasses. Garnish

Black Leather Whip
.25oz Grand Marnier

1 splash Orange Juice

.25 oz Sweet & Sour Mix

.25oz Tequila

.25oz Triple Sec
1 part Peach schnapps
1 part Midori melon liqueur

Mix together with crushed ice in a glass

Cherry Hooker
1 oz Cherry Liqueur

2 dash Grenadine

7oz Orange Juice

Cold Hearted Threesome

1oz Cranberry Juice

1oz Grenadine

1 cup crushed ice

1oz Orange Juice
1oz Peach Schnapps

1oz Pineapple Juice

1oz coconut Rum

0.5 oz Rum

Add all ingredients to a blender. Blend until smooth. Pour into a hurricane glass and serve

Knock You Naked Margarita

12 oz frozen limeade

12 oz of 7 up

12 oz of tequila

12 oz Corona

Mix together and serve like a martini or cosmo. I like the salted rims, but then I prefer margaritas with salt.

Flaming Orgasm

12 oz Lager

1 1/2 oz 151 Rum

Pour in a large beer mug and chug

1 oz vodka
2 oz champagne
2 oz pineapple juice

Flying Fuck
1 1/2 oz. Sambuca
1 1/2 oz. Jack Daniels
serve in lowball glass

1 1/2 oz. gin
1/2 oz. white crème de menthe
1 oz. fruit schnapps or pucker
shake, strain into highball glass

Hairy Virgin
2 parts light rum
1 part triple sec
2 parts pineapple juice
blend, serve in exotic glass with a (what else) cherry

Kinky Sex

6oz Ginger Ale
1 slice Lime
0.5 oz Lime Juice
0.5 oz Rye/Whiskey
0.5 oz Southern Comfort

Pop the Cherry
2 oz. cherry brandy, which is hard to find.
Fill with orange juice
stir in highball glass

Garnish with a cherry and orange slice

Pink Clit
Ice cubes
1/2 oz Rum (Bacardi)
1/2 oz Vodka (Absolut)
1/2 oz Gin (Tanqueray)
1/4 oz Triple sec
1 splash Cranberry juice
1 splash Pineapple juice
Shake drink in a regular shaker. Garnish with a cherry

Schlong Island Iced Tea

1 part vodka
1 part tequila
1 part rum
1 part gin
1 part triple sec
1 1/2 parts sweet and sour mix
1 splash Coca-Cola®

Mix ingredients together over ice in a glass. Pour into a shaker and give one brisk shake. Pour back into the glass and make sure there is a touch of fizz at the top. Garnish with lemon.

Screaming Orgasm
1 oz vodka

1 1/2 oz Baily’s Irish Cream

1/2 oz Kahlua coffee liqueur

Pour vodka then Bailey’s then Kahlua into a cocktail glass over crushed ice. Stir.

*Use high quality vodka. Cheap vodka can cause the Bailey’s to curdle.

Tight Snatch
1 1/2 oz. light rum
1 oz. peach schnapps
fill with pineapple juice
stir in highball glass

with a maraschino cherry